Or you could have Grumpy's long-suffering cat, perhaps?

My cat is afraid of squirrels, the little wimp. I think this is because my wife had him fixed. Not surprisingly, I am afraid of squirrels too.

Heh, heh, heh!
I got tired of planting snacks for the little critters. I'll buy some from the florist.

Squirrels don't dig my plants up so much, they just dig dozens of holes in all my borders, planters, even the smallest pots! I can testify that the oily spray that is supposed to deter them only leaves sticky oil all over everything, and nearly killed my small potted rose bush (thankfully, it recovered). Stupidly, I sprayed my patio furniture, because I got tired of the squirrels running across it and leaving tracks. Now I wish I had the tracks back & not the oily, sticky film! Also, the fox urine didn't work, either. In fact, the suirrels dug holes in the planter right beside the container of fox urine. And my neighbor puts out corn ears and other food for them!

Maybe squirrel urine chases away foxes. I haven't seen any around lately. Does anyone know what kind of urine chases off the guy who reads my power meter? I'd like to load up on him!

I had alot of problems with squirrls digging up and taking the bulbs of my tulips. Someone told me to make a round or square box of chicken wire (round is easier to make) and plant the bulbs in there and put dirt on top of them before you secure the top to the chicken wire box. Never had a problem after that.

I've done the same thing. It works!